Creature type: Individual
Level: 1
Injuries: 1, Wounds: 1, Anguish: 1
Traits: Cheeky. Demanding.

A talking sunflower that only speaks in flower-related puns. It was created by Tora Ruud as one of her many magical sunflowers.

Some puns it has been known to use:

  • What does a flower therapist ask her patients? Are you feeling bouquet?
  • Why didn’t the flower get a second date? He was garden variety.
  • How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.
  • Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  • You look like a pretty lady. Why don’t you plant one on me? Why don’t we put our tulips together?
  • Lady. Get clover it.
  • I’ll be the hit of the party! I was MC Hammer’s cactus once… Doo, doo, doo, do…do, do…Can’t touch this.
  • Well, you really rose to the occasion.
  • I hope thistle cheer you up!
  • You barely managed to nip that in the bud. I’m rooting for you.
  • Where is this party? I hope they serve a nice rosé.
  • Hurry lady! We’re gonna be late! Put the petal to the metal!

Related NPCs

Tora Ruud

Related Tales

The Tale of a Flowery Tribute

Written by David Harris

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